Mens 1st XI - Match centre

Shrewsbury
Old Silhillians
Full time
M Northcott (25' , 30' ), J Glynn (45' )
Sat 15 Oct 13:30 - 1st Team - Midlands 2

Nick Wall's Match Report

The start to season has shown many of the same characteristics as my sex life:

  • no wins in what feels like years;
  • crushing defeats; and
  • resignation to being devastatingly lonely forever (how did this get in here).

Despite all this, we set off for Shrewsbury with confidence:

  • Ben Harmer managed to recover from his *rose petal* cramps from the week before
  • George Bayliss back to his creepy self on social media
  • and I had just devoured 3 happy meals in the morning - delicious.

Ali Raza had purchased his third whiteboard of the season after leaving one at Warwick School and shrinking the other in the wash. Despite this astute purchase the magnetic counters refused to keep it simple city and continued to pop off the board.

After the initial briefing we headed back outside to a complete shock - weather of which the U.K. has never before experienced. The blinding sun coupled with sub zero temperatures left everyone in awe and desperate for a woolly hat and sunglasses combo.

Only Ali Raza was prepared for this global warming and Brexit cyclone of fear.

It was hard to warm up properly with only one ball and the constant worrying about where André was. At this point it had been over 12 hours since anyone had been shamelessly pitched a Vax vacuum cleaner - the atmosphere was tense. #teamdyson

We started the game well and soon found ourselves 3-0 down. Matt Northcott scored twice in quick succession - the second of which was absolute filth. However, a questionable umpire decision gifted them another goal before half-time.

Half-time.

In an ideal world I would be able to recall the order of the two goals in the second half.

It is not an ideal world.

At some point Dr Andre Tchakhotine turned up mid-counter attack, Vax-in-hand.

The game finished 5-3, I think.

Match teas: 8/10

MoM: Will Stevens
Reason: outstanding contribution to society as a teacher.

DoD: Nick Wall
Reason: fat *unicorn*.

Key moments

25:00
Goal Matt Northcott scores for Old Silhillians
30:00
Goal Matt Northcott scores for Old Silhillians
45:00
Goal Jamie Glynn scores for Old Silhillians

Highlights

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70:00 Player of the Match
Will Stevens is awarded player of the match for Old Silhillians
60:00 Green Card
Jamie Glynn receives a green card for Old Silhillians
55:00 Green Card
Harry Peachey receives a green card for Old Silhillians
55:00 Green Card
Nick Wall receives a green card for Old Silhillians
45:00 Goal 0 - 3
Jamie Glynn scores for Old Silhillians
End of period 1
30:00 Goal 0 - 2
Matt Northcott scores for Old Silhillians
25:00 Goal 0 - 1
Matt Northcott scores for Old Silhillians
Start of the game
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As it happened

  • Shrewsbury
  • Old Silhillians
  • 0
  • Matt Northcott Goal 25:00'
  • Matt Northcott Goal 30:00'
  • Jamie Glynn Goal 45:00'
  • Nick Wall Green Card 55:00'
  • Harry Peachey Green Card 55:00'
  • Jamie Glynn Green Card 60:00'
  • Will Stevens Player of the Match 70:00'

Team selection

O'Malley, Patrick O'Malley, Patrick
Clapham, James Clapham, James
Harrison, Tom Harrison, Tom
Rice, Nick Rice, Nick
Deakin, Matthew Deakin, Matthew
Peachey, Harry Peachey, Harry
Kent, Luke Kent, Luke
Stevens, Will Stevens, Will
Wall, Nick Wall, Nick
Glynn, Jamie Glynn, Jamie
Northcott, Matt Northcott, Matt

League round up

Other Midlands 2 results

Chesterfield
6
1
2
5
Hampton-in-Arden
2
11
Boots
Streetly
4
3
Coventry & North Warwick
Telford & Wrekin
4
2
Stratford

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League table

# Team Pl Pts
1. Hampton-in-Arden 22 52
2. Boots 22 50
3. Stratford 22 47
4. Telford & Wrekin 22 46
5. Chesterfield 22 41
6. Coventry & North Warwick 22 31
7. Old Silhillians 22 22

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